Ask if i get Speedwagon instead cause he’s the better waifu
CharmedImpulse on
“It’s midnight, and honestly my reaction would be a mix of surprise and curiosity, trying to figure out if it’s real or just my imagination playing tricks on me.”
Berserker667627 on
Hello, welcome to Canada. Here, have a bottle of maple syrup and a jacket cause it’s cold out eh.
Pondy-sama on
Chew on some puke ig
Psykoenda on
Windows 11 must be a nightmare
JORJ42069 on
most people say sex, but if this actually happened irl, if someone just came out of my monitor, I would fucking shit myself and go for the knife and pepper spray I have in my drawer
Duanathar on
“…Shit, I need to fix my clock.”
AR2358 on
Yo that’s a nice can of . Anyways, “(insert out of pocket down bad sounding phrase)”
TheRealRyan- on
HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?
cerveth on
Wow, free beer!!!
CameronSquida on
I’d be wondering what my dealer gave me
lost-demon7575 on
Bro I’m fucking literally 🤣
met_MY_verse on
I hate to be the one but I beggeth for the sauce.
Grouchy-Tailor-2556 on
Call an adult
my_cars_on_fire on
My reaction would probably be to call an ambulance to find out who drugged me
RemiruVM on
have fun and pray she does not vommit while having a good time.
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midnight? at 01:29? how queer
Ask her for a date
Sex
Get her into the bathtub before she pukes on my goddamn rug.
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Ask if i get Speedwagon instead cause he’s the better waifu
“It’s midnight, and honestly my reaction would be a mix of surprise and curiosity, trying to figure out if it’s real or just my imagination playing tricks on me.”
Hello, welcome to Canada. Here, have a bottle of maple syrup and a jacket cause it’s cold out eh.
Chew on some puke ig
Windows 11 must be a nightmare
most people say sex, but if this actually happened irl, if someone just came out of my monitor, I would fucking shit myself and go for the knife and pepper spray I have in my drawer
“…Shit, I need to fix my clock.”
Yo that’s a nice can of . Anyways, “(insert out of pocket down bad sounding phrase)”
HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?
Wow, free beer!!!
I’d be wondering what my dealer gave me
Bro I’m fucking literally 🤣
I hate to be the one but I beggeth for the sauce.
Call an adult
My reaction would probably be to call an ambulance to find out who drugged me
have fun and pray she does not vommit while having a good time.
https://preview.redd.it/qgelkta7529g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eda90b1ba93a0ec9d0de504515581404da63d86
About to hear my alarm go off on a Monday morning.
I’m taking my meds and go back to sleep
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*sighs and unzips*
It’s cold. I give her my jacket.
Beer lies about body temperature and I’m not paying hospital bills at midnight.
Damn bro, who spiked my tamales, this shit gotta be a hallucination.